La mia figa profumi è così fottutamente incredibile che non riesco a smettere di annusare le dita per premere davvero il pulsante per smettere di filmare!

This is the last few minutes of the 16 minute long pissing video where I returned home from a sausage and cider festival a little bit tiddly and desperately needing a pee. I then get carried away chatting to you! And go to relocate to have a wank but get so distracted by how utterly incredible my fingers smell when I rubbed a little tickle on my nose that it doesn’t happen to the extent you’d hope a wank would. Honestly though, I couldn’t help laughing as I watched back the video to make sure it was okay (don’t want any glimpses of the noisy wannabe co-star you hear in the background!) so if you’re a fan of me, as a person, and not just my body, then I suspect you may be a fan of this video too. I can’t be too sure, but I think this is what folks, well fellas, mean when they say there’s just something about me which makes me so different, unique, captivating. Either way, I hope you enjoy this slightly different, (hopefully?) fun video!