Vorrei che fossi in Dixie

What's going on here? A mismatch, that's what. Juan has just taken Dixie out to dinner, and Dixie looks too classy in her pretty dress. Juan? He's dressed like a schlub. A P-I-G pig! But Dixie doesn't care. She has her eyes on his cock. Turns out that Juan is going to give Dixie a dancing lesson, and she has no rhythm at all. Hey, what does a lady from Alabama know about salsa, other than it's something you put on chips.